1.
“I am dead and no one cares”
2.
“There is something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it”
3.
“I know that, that is why I was getting married”
4.
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to”
5.
“You want to put the marshmallows in concentric circles”
6.
“I just bamboozled Chandler”
7.
“One pregnant woman at a time please”
8.
“I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable”
9.
“You are not even man enough to get the channel that carries the sport”
10.
“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”
11.
“You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.”
12.
“You’re over me? When were you… under me?”
13.
“Of course it does, I used a thesaurus”
14.
“And then one thing led to another, and before I knew it, we were shopping”
15.
“Oh no no no, she took off with my clothes”