It is always a pleasure to bring you coffee at any and every hour of the day just like a manservant, There’s verbal thrashing over petty issues, being kept in the dark about basic things like salary, amount of hours expected to be put in work, inconvenience caused by your pot belly and listening to trivial trivia about irrelevant things.
This is to bring to your notice that the intern who has been slogging away at the computer desk at the far end of the corner of your office has had an awesome experience here.
I would also like to bring to your notice that I have wasted over two months of my life in your dingy, air-deprived office that has given me asthma, sinus and other health issues. Not to mention poring into a monitor – this has given me high-power spectacles and absolutely zero knowledge of work. For this, I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Let me state the obvious for you: The staff hates you.
You should be demoted to the clerk level. You need to go for Liposuction. Instantly.
Volume 2 Issue 12