Some Sassy Comebacks For Those Who Test Every Bit Of Your Patience

There are some select human beings that excel in annoying us. To zip their mouths, sassy comebacks are essential. It’s the best way you can shut them up and walk away with a victorious smirk. Have you ever had to choose to stay quiet just because you didn’t have a proper comeback to give? Let’s change that. Scroll for some sassy comebacks that you can use.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.

If I threw a stick, you’d leave, right?

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything!

I envy people who have never met you.

There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.

These comebacks are sure to make the person go blank. Let us know if you liked them!