Safe, Secure SEX

 

Sex is amusing; make it more fun without having to ponder, Is a baby on the way? Safe sex is the choice when you don’t want to commit your life to cleaning up baby vomit

Talk sex before dirty talk
Be on the same page before sex indulgence. Know your partner well enough. Apart from asking him/her about money, exes, size, etc, do take time out to ask questions like ‘Have you been tested for STDs?’ and ‘How many sexual partners have you nailed before?’

 

 

 

Chuck the recycling rule with condoms

Sex doesn’t get safe just when you put on the rubber.

• Don’t wear two condoms, the friction can tear either one.
• Don’t use flavoured condoms during intercourse. The chemicals, when mixed with body fluids, can be harmful.
• Use water-based lubrication. Oil-based lubricants make the condom prone to ripping.
• Condoms kept in the wallet wrinkle faster.
• Condoms should not be stored in any hot location; as they are prone to rip.
• Check the expiry date. Is it fresh to spice things up?

 

DUREX BABY APP

Durex attempts to make the otherwise logical brain realise the emotional consequences of unprotected sex. The app gives you a virtual baby to take care of. Vomit and crankiness quickly thin your patience, reminding you ‘No shield! No love!’

Oral Contraceptive Pills – a future damage

Everyone knows that popping oral contraceptive pills just after sex can prevent a pregnancy. But medical research has shown that 75 per cent of pregnant women (who became pregnant wilfully), who had earlier ingested pills at several occasions, gave birth to babies having intellectual deficiencies.

Practice or the horniness dies!
The condom needs to be on board while two people are bustling. This isn’t the time to read directions to figure out how to put it on.

Passed out ≠ YES
Being drunk isn’t an excuse to have unprotected sex, nor is it a defence for committing sexual assault. If you have sex with somebody who is passed out or incapable of giving consent, it can be considered rape.

Sexual Abstinence
Cults since the Victorian era have opted for this methodology (complete sexual abstinence or solely intercourse) till the day they get married, or as a way to avoid STDs, or due to religious chastity.

Game over
As ejaculation occurs, pull out. The condom can slip off inside your partner. You don’t want to be breeding mosquitoes (or babies).

You are the mighty master
Finally, your word is the mighty last word. Having sex or not is completely your decision. Be safe! Be babyless!

“I don’t think that you should always give in when your man wants sex, because it’s better when he wants you more the next night.”

QUICK READ before the strip

• First time pain can be lessened by having a considerate partner and being relaxed, aroused and informed.
• Semen in the eyes can cause health problems.
• Long fingernails cause infection if the nails find a place in the bottoms.

“The biggest difference between being sexy on stage and being sexy in the bedroom is on stage you’re wearing clothes and in bed you don’t have to perform – just enjoy.”

 

Volume 2 Issue 6