NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS YEAR
So it’s that time of the year again. The one where you swear you’ll be a better carbon-based life form dumped on this planet to make yourself feel better about the stupid things you’ve done the whole year. It’s New Year’s resolution time!

You swear to live in a clean environment. You do not ignore the fact that your room is a pigsty while you’re out saving trees.

You Swear to Help Your Mother Out. You Absolutely do not start plugging your ears and barricading your door by February.

You swear to pass your semesters. You do not, under any circumstances, take retests.

YOU SWEAR TO BE MORE CHARITABLE. YOU DO NOT SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AT THE JUHU CIRCLE RED LIGHT.

YOU SWEAR TO USE SOPHISTICATED LANGUAGE. YOU DO NOT *BEEP* USE *BEEP* LANGUAGE VERY *BEEP* OFTEN ANYWAY.

You swear to wake up bright and early and cheerful every morning. You do not drag yourself out of bed like Frankenstein’s monster

You swear to get a girlfriend. You do not rear back in indignation when the potential one slaps you in response to your heartfelt proposal.

This column is brought to you by Laugh Out Loud – The Indian Humour Brand

 

Volume 2 Issue 7

 

 

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