The Dumbest Resolutions for 2014

Yes, celebrities are people too, but since they are constant lyunder public scrutiny, one would assume
they’ d choose their words with care, especially for new year resolutions. Au contraire

Sure. We believe you
“To keep my mouth shut for at least six months and to not talk badly about others.” – Kanye West

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is gonna change the world , y’all!
“My 2014 mission is to wear a crop top with jeans. I’ve never done that, so it has to happen one day ”.
– Khloe Kardashian

 

 

 

 

 

The new weapon of mass destruction
“My New Years resolution? HM. To build a muscular ass. #squatssquatssquats”
– Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi

 

 

 

 

 

Some dream of going to space, but whatever
“I want to get my teeth whitened and not drink coffee five minutes after. I finally got my teeth bleached this year, and it was so hard – I was drinking through a straw, and then it was so hot… I really would like to preserve the tooth brightening process for longer than a day. That’s a dream of mine!”
– Juie Bowen

 

 

 

Ermm… what?

“New Year Resolutions:
1) Gain a super power
2) Grow one foot in height
3) Become invisible to
Airport Security
4) Glow in the dark
5) Stay Mad”
– Uday Chopra

 

 

Finally, someone with a sense of humour
“My resolutions are to eat more carbs, be more negative, swear more and offend more people than I did in 2013. And I’m gonna start it a little before New Year’s, if you know what I’m saying. The clock isn’t going to be at 12 yet.”
– Kathy Griffin

 

 

 

 

Six Degrees of Celeb Separation

No more than six celebrities separate two stars. Want proof? Here it is

Rakhi Sawant and Anupam Kher
was in ‘Buddha Mar Gaya with

 

 

 

 

 

 

Juno Temple
who was in ‘Atonement with

 

 

 

 

 

 

David Tennant
Who was in ‘St Trininan’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold’ with

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alan Rickman
who was in ‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’ with

 

 

 

 

 

 

Helen McCrory
who was in ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince with

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keira Knightley
who was in ‘Bend It Like Beckham with

 

 

 

 

 

 

Helen Mirren
who was in ‘The Queen with

 

 

 

 

 

 

Volume 3 Issue 8